
Biden’s last-minute pardons for Fauci, Milley, and Jan 6 committee members leave conservatives fuming over ‘Deep State’ protection.
At a Glance
- Biden pardons Fauci, Milley, Jan 6 committee members, and police officers
- Pardons aim to shield recipients from potential political prosecutions
- Move sparks controversy, with some seeing it as an admission of guilt
- Biden insists pardons do not imply wrongdoing by recipients
- Action pushes boundaries of presidential pardon power
Biden’s Pardon Blitz: A ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ Card for the Deep State?
In a move that has conservatives seeing red, President Biden has decided to play Santa Claus on his way out of the White House. His gift of choice? Pardons. And not just any pardons, but a whole batch of them for the who’s who of Trump’s nemesis list. Dr. Anthony Fauci, General Mark Milley, and the entire January 6 committee just got their get-out-of-jail-free cards, courtesy of Uncle Joe. It’s like Biden’s giving a big, sloppy farewell kiss to the Deep State, leaving a bad taste in the mouths of millions of Americans.
Let’s break this down, shall we? Biden claims these pardons are to protect these “public servants” from “unjustified and politically motivated prosecutions.” Really? Since when did doing your job require a preemptive pardon? It’s as if Biden’s admitting these folks have something to hide. If they’re as innocent as the driven snow, why the need for legal armor?
Fauci’s Flip-Flops and Milley’s Meddling: Now Officially Forgiven?
Let’s start with Dr. Fauci, the man who couldn’t make up his mind about masks and lockdowns. He’s now got a get-out-of-jail-free card for his pandemic flip-flops. And General Milley? The guy who thought it was cool to chat with China behind Trump’s back? He’s off the hook too. It’s like Biden’s throwing a “Thanks for Undermining Trump” party, and these are his VIP guests.
Honor and distinction? Is that what we’re calling it now? Last time I checked, honor didn’t involve changing your story more times than a politician changes ties, or going behind your Commander-in-Chief’s back. But hey, what do I know? I’m just a taxpayer watching the swamp get deeper by the minute.
The January 6 Committee: Now with Extra Immunity!
And let’s not forget the cherry on top of this pardon sundae – the entire January 6 committee. You know, the folks who spent months trying to pin everything short of bad weather on Trump? They’re now immune from any potential backlash. It’s like giving a “Best Actor” award to the cast of a political theater production.
Exceptional circumstances, indeed. So exceptional that Biden felt the need to stretch the limits of presidential pardon power. It’s almost as if he’s expecting these pardoned individuals to face some serious heat. But remember, folks, accepting a pardon is basically admitting guilt. So, what exactly are they admitting to?
The Pardon Paradox: Innocence or Guilt?
Biden insists these pardons don’t imply any wrongdoing. It’s just a precaution, he says. A precaution against what, exactly? The last time I checked, innocent people don’t need pardons. It’s like putting on a bulletproof vest to go grocery shopping – sure, you can do it, but it raises some eyebrows.
So, let me get this straight. Biden’s using his presidential power to protect these folks from investigations that haven’t even started yet? That’s not governance; that’s fortune-telling. And if these investigations are truly baseless, why the need for pardons? It’s almost as if Biden’s admitting that where there’s smoke, there might just be a raging inferno.
The Bottom Line: A Parting Gift to the Swamp
As Biden packs up his things in the Oval Office, he’s leaving behind a mess that’ll take years to clean up. These pardons aren’t just a slap in the face to every American who believes in accountability; they’re a full-on assault on justice. It’s a stark reminder that in Washington, it’s not about what you know, but who you know – and apparently, knowing Biden is worth its weight in gold-plated pardons.
In the end, this pardon spree is nothing more than a shameless attempt to shield the Deep State from the consequences of their actions. It’s a parting gift to the swamp creatures, ensuring they can slither away unscathed. As for the rest of us? We’re left to foot the bill and wonder what happened to the idea of equal justice under the law. Welcome to Biden’s America, folks – where the elite play by different rules, and pardons are handed out like party favors at a Deep State shindig.